Dirty yet funny joke

A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the car on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

-Courtisy of ebaums world

Alphonese VS Harry Potter?

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=168

Dont drink pee!

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2005-10-26&res=l

Dire results many occur!

Slightly feminen day

Today I woke up around 10ish. I watched a bit o tv, a documentary on that band: Foo Fighters. Then my mom whisked me away to... a... uh.... *cough* hair studio *cough*. I was surrounded by women everywhere. The only other guys were the hair dressers (and only two at most). I thought it would just be a quick haircut... but hell no, I was signed for the WORKS. My crainium protector was: washed, twisted, sliced, gelled, washed s'more, and cut strategicly. And by the end... it looked kinda the same? Judge the pic below:

Next we ate some pretty good pizza at the otherwise lame tasting food Bostin Pizza. We had a deep convo about how theres going to be an unavoidable revalution from the lower class sociaty, and how people will deal with anarchy, unless the world leaders make some drastic changes (trust me, this convo got pretty deep)(lol we solved all the earths problems)
Then we saw a really feminest movie: North Contry. It had a good point, but I thought it was rediculessly sexist about men, were not EBSSESED about sex. God we have lives outside our pants! Then I got home and surfed the net a bit. Ebaums updated! Woot!

Blog retro!

Its a blast from the past of my blogging! I grew bord of my template and switched back to this darker theme. Im still looking for better ones on google, sigh, not much luck.

1st class adventure

70% of this day was spent on transit. Brandon, cody, and I went on every single level:
1)Bus
2)Skytrain
3)Seabus
4)Train

I woke up on the couch in grandmas basement around 9:00 am (proded outta bed with a broom)(long night)
I went to the translink web site and plotted a simple route to my orthodontist (Dr.Taylor). Just a simple route, no kinks. Cody said he would tag along, and we took 2 busses and a skytrain ride to coquitlum. I had my ortho, and then met up with Brandon in the reception (How he got thier I have no clue). Then for no reason Cody seggested we go to Surry. So I thought, whant the hell, I have nothin else to do. So our trio took a bus to the skytrain and did the WHOLE circit. Thats right, the whole damn thing. We played a game at every station that we would run to the opposite car of the train before it left without us, a thrilling and easy game sure to please. We made a couple of erm... prank calls... on Brandons cell, which was fun (so get out your, unghhhhhhhh, credit card and call now...). At the end of the line we decided to take the sea bus, but that Cody and I thought it would be to expensive, but as we were leaving brandon ran and jumped on the boat so we had to wait 15 mins. But we got revenge. While he was on the boat we bought train tickets and told the lady that if she saw a kid with a tuke, to tell him his comrads went first class. So we got on the train and found a nice table (oooh yeaa first class rocks). Then we decided it was a little mean and waited (but we made him pay for the train >:D ) Then we took a bus to the skytrain station again, took one more skytrain, that ANOTHER bus, and got home in time for the hockey game.

Mood: Comme ci comme ca
WOTD: Amber (and heather but brandon says that names not hot)

Smash the bottle! Blog 3 is ready to sail!

Yes, ive made yet ANOTHER blog! The reason being... I forgot my username! It wasnt rabnut, and I have no idea (or clue what it was) so rather than wasting another hour guessing at it, I just made a new blog. So... TA DA!