I hump things!
Well I don't, but immagine doing so (random humps of random objects), then displaying it on an internet website, and eventually convincing thousands of people to do the same? We'll thats just what one guy did an his website of hilarious humping is at: http://www.ihumpthings.com
I encourage you to send a picture of you humping a random object to it, as I have done. The humping rules are as follows:
:: Rules of Humping
1)Humping is not to be seen as a sexual fetish. Humping is intended to be strictly for entertainment purposes only.
2)It's not real humping unless you have documentation of it in the form of a picture or video.
3)Everything is fair game. The more unusual the better.
Monuments, landmarks, and historical artifacts make for the best humps.
4)NO PICTURES OF PEOPLE HUMPING ANIMALS! It's wrong and gross.
5)When submitting a humping picture, please include a short description and story.
6)Always support fellow humpers by encouraging and coaxing them to hump things for your benefit. Peer pressure is what fuels a humper.
7)Always use your best judgement while humping. Many people in this repressed humping society may perceive you as a threat and kick your ass.
8)Only hump a person if you're drunk. Humping someone while sober can be mistaken as a sexual advance. (Please see rule #1)

5 Comments:
That is...interesting o_O;
Lmao. sounds fun.
what did you hump?
tsk tsk well he's always had a thing for animals.
hey brandon how's your boat?
update the freaking blog.
Yeah Pierce, LISTEN TO LIME. Your fans are withering here
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