Pierce: The comedy

Ahh... another friday in my quickly becomeing a sit-com life. Y'know what? I think god made me as a joke, him and his angel buddies are probebly sitting in heaven right now, popin some red bulls and tylenol and just LAUGHING! My life is messed, my mom tested out my intellagence with this psychietrest guy, and do you want to know the results? I have the IQ of a 22 year old! I know, WTF? He says that I am garenteed to be succsessfull, and he says that if I get into university it will be no problem for me, my brain is practacally designed for uni-pojects... exept... for all other school work that im required to do.... Im ADHD. If and when I do open ended creative work (such as univercity assignments), its garenteed to be brilliant, but if im givin any work sheets or assignmeents (grunt work as he calls it) my mind instantly thinks that its a increadably dificult chore, and just kinda shuts off, resulting in rushed through half ass work. So really the only way for me to get into univercity and live an amazing succsesfull life is to put in twice as much effort into grade 10, 11, and 12. Lucky me that im in IB where the whole thing is about EXTRA work in the god damned first place... arrg...

The great part about my mind is I have AMAZING verbal and reading comprehension skills, I have a HUGE dictionary in my head, I understand almost all slang, and scientific terms, and I can tell if someone is hinting somthing (which sometimes can be a double-edged sword in itself).

Of coarse god had to shit on me again of having a hard time with expressing my meanings on paper or while typing (as you can see god made me a bl0g because of this). I may get a wonderfull ideas, but if I have to write them down, they may not be exactly what I ment.

As you can see my spelling is not one of my uber-amazing brain skills ether, so lap it up gawd!

Tylonel High and more bad gaming!

Today was pretty sweet. I got up, had some cherios (which are apparently good for toddlers if you havent seen or read the bijillions of adds!) (like anyone cares). I got to school EXTRA late, so my mom wrote a fake note saying I went to an ortho, which was pretty funny. It was lucky to because apparently I missed a HELLISH workout in gym today, and just got to play the dogeball part.
Next was electronics, which was hilarios. For some reason my eyes were pretty itchy today so I was scratching away in the hallway, this made my pupils dialated. When I got to class people commented on how high I looked... so I acted like it. A couple kids asked me for what I was on, I said I had a cosin that made drugs, and I swiped some. They offered money, I gave em tylonal. And the really funny part is they THOUGHT they got high! Lol can you say placibo? They want more tomorrow XD
Then was lunch where we learned some theory in jazz band, and it was off to english.
In english we just took some notes and were paired into our reading groups for the rest of the year, I got a semi-okay group, theres a girl whos pretty easy to make laugh, a russian kid who keeps to himself, and a really smart asian kid (I forget all their names).
Then was sience where we had a new student teacher, she was being graded, so we acted as out of controll as possible (I know evil us).
Then after school I bussed home with Vlad, Ian, Yanga, and Kevin, so it was pretty decent.
I stopped off at future shop with my heart set on buying RESIDENT EVIL:DEADLY SILENCE (rated M for Mature 17+ Blood and gore, extreem violent violence) The lady at the counter freaked and said she couldent sell it to me because I was to young, that was no matter, I went down the street to Mostly Music and picked it up for $10 cheaper (showed her! muahaha).
So than I got home, nearly pissed myself (good lord that game is freaky!) and now here I am.

GTA RAWTS YOUR MINDZORZ

A slightly average day. I woke up and had some miniwheats, which is accually a pretty decent cerial, then mom decided she would drop me off today (dads in Seattle).
We had square dancing in block one today, which slowly im beggining to find its kind of fun, exept when you get hooked up with a partner who hates you,or just likes someone else, but otherwise it can be pretty fun.
(Men everywhere are hating that last paragraph)(THEY WILL DENY IT!!)
Then was electronics, where I added tin to my circuit board, with corrosive dangorous paste, and started wireing the schematic. While doing this we watched Jackass on willy's psp (pure funnyness).
Then was lunch, where I showed up to jazz band late, because I ws destracted by a pretty intense 8 way poker game.
My next block was english, where the teacher gave us a block long lecture against violent video games, where she had the class fill the board with all the horrable and immoral things in Grand Theft Auto. Unfortunately for her 16 people out of our 28 person class played that game, so she had two boards filled, and not many people taking her seriously.
Then the last block of the day was with the QUEEN BITCH Mrs.Edgington, where we had to write up, and do, and entire lab, with a page of notes. Luckily we didn't get homework from her (4 ONCE!) but we have a test on friday, which suxorz.
Then I got home, played some games (as violent as possible just to spite mrs.Vogal)(she's nice though so its not like I have much against her).

Mood: Satisfied
WOTD: UZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIII!

Hellova head ache, and swoosh of proness!

Today would of been pretty decent if it wasnt for this nagging headache that plaqued me the whole time. It started out as a little thing in the back of my head and grew into the MIGRANE OF DOOM. But I lived and took some extra strength tylenol when I got home.

Anyway I suggest you guys check out this crazy awsome vidio, the begging at first sounds like some charity thing, but good god, god loves this kiddy!
http://ebaumsworld.com/videos/autistic-guy-basketball1.html

Workity Workity

Good god Ib pumps out so much god damned homework. Every day I have at LEAST two hours of it! But hey life is kinda good, even though my parents almost fainted when I failed french *~* But you realize I have NEVER taken a launguage coarse in my life other than english, now suddenly im put into GRADE 9IB French, What the hell do you ppl expect? Meh Im doing pretty good otherwise, all A's and B's. Now its next term and my science teacher is freaking mental!! Every day we have to memorize 10 more elements, AND do a worksheet, AND do a lab at home!! So im pretty bogged down with work today!

Anyways, on monday I went to the Vancouver symphony with my mom and Grandma (Cody and B's grandma). It had a pretty interesting begining with the song "the magicans aprentice". Its that song that they redid in that disny movie, with Micky mouse and all those dancing brooms? Then there was this crazy french piano player who was like sixty and played piano every day of his freaking life for like six hours! He was so skilled, his fingers were like a blur! I wish I could play my sax like that, show off some major pwnage in Jazz Band. Then they did this song that lasted like half an hour, it was some new classical crap. It just had like random notes and sounded completely gay! My mom liked it though, but at least grandma agreed with me.

Anyway thats more of my dulling by the minute life, good god, something REALLY interesting better happen thats not school related soon, or i'll have to like kill someone to have stuff to write in this blog.

And befor I forget check out this dumb kid, very funny article, you can tell he got his ass kicked: http://www.wgal.com/news/7540691/detail.html

Mood: Content
WOTD: Bohr Chart (thier a bore!)