So how was everybodys first day of school? Mine was cool, I saw alot of my friends, a big group of us went to the mall for something to eat, which was pretty fun. And OH, I got a YELLOW locker this time! I have to share it with the same kid as last year though. But im planning to lock him out, muahaha. (He never remembers the code)
In other news Cody and Brandon want me to tell you a story...
Once apon a time there were three children. The first one was Pierre. Now Pierre was a dashingly handsome and intelligent young man who was the youngest of the three. The second was Bob, bob was the middle sized, drunk, Newfoundlandish, member of the group. And lastly was Cindy, He was the extreemly tall old guy of the group.
One day Bob and Cindy decided to go to Pierre's house. While they were there the three enjoyed a wonderfull movie called: Slapshot. They then decided to play a smashing game of balderdash, but got destracted by the girls gone wild commercial on channel 32. Needing to get there mind off women, the three decided they needed a slurpie from the shell. So they snuck out of the house at around one in the morning. On there way there they met an odd man in an ally (kind of by freeborn's house). This man was twirling a stick, but not just any stick, A FLAMING STICK. While walking by the man asked our young travelers if they had any Canabis. The three travilers answered the man with the truth, they happend to be out. When they arrived at the shell, a very old senile asian man slamed the door shut, and stared at them from behind a newspaper. So they decided to go to the 7-11 in the middle of poco instead, and they set off in a longer journy.
On there way there Cindy became pregnant with a large yellow happy face ball, the birth of which was almost non-existant. They gabbed for a little while untell they came to a middle school. From there they were discusted by the putrid stench coming from a nearby chicken processing plant. Later on they finnaly reached there goal and made it to 7-11. There they fueled up on jumbo tasty golden grails of sugar. They began to walk down suanasy street.
There in Veteran's park they came across a very odd fellow. This rather filthy man had an odd philosophy to life; apparently NOTHING is negative, even the word "bad", and EVERYTHING is positive. Bob addmited to have knowlage of the existance of this man, his name was" Extraterestial Space Progect, a very peculiar name indeed.
The young men then headed to the nearby Riverside, where bob exhaled his sugery treat out his... er.. wanker... all over the front steps.
But allas the boys then descovered that they had been phoned, so they decided to hurry back to there lodgings just incase it was a gardian of theirs.
And after a long journy, the time being around 6 in the mourning when they got back. They still decided to watch tv into the wee hours of the mourning sun.