lmao, fat annonymis (is thats how ya spell it)

Well judging buy that recant remark from that annoymis reader, someone out there has some big insicurites. So to drag out the hilarity of inraged strangers I decided to look at myself in the mirror. And DAMN am I sexy lol. But that dosent change the fact that im thin, and yes, boney bastard (as I have said in a previous post) is an exaggeration. But I am thin, and I really don't see that as a bad thing, dispite the fact I have yet to win a real arm wressle with a man. I used to be a porker, all the way through elementary school would be a good range of time. But than suddenly my body sucked in and shot up. And BAM! I'm thin! I'm not saying its a good thing eather, I wouldent mind just being an average size (if there is one). Also this might not just be some huge american sausage sitting at home reading my blog and freaking out, it's probebly Cody or Brandon: I gotz my eyez on youze!
But now that were on the subject of comments, ya know whats really annoying? Advertizements! It's just so pointless to advertize on blogs! They also have some retarded statement like: OH WOWZERZ! UR BLOG ROX MY SOX! wanna buy viagra? Hell no! What if someone is blogging about why their deciding on if their going to commit suicide or not, because people keep calling them a fag? UR BLOGZ SOOO COOLIOS! BUT YA SHOOD CUM OUTTA THE CLOSET! LOTSA MALE PARTNERS AT TREVOR.COM FOO! These people should seriously stop... or become telemarketers...

Teacher On Crack

Today, was an anxious day. I woke up aroun 7:25 and got a lift to school. The band room was locked so I had to stuff my sax into my locker (and carry around the kart for the beggining of the day). We got a now scocials teacher named Mr.Stomgren, and I swear this guy has issues, and when I say issues, I mean drug issues. He was twitchin all class, and stuttering, scratching, and laughing at moments when there wasnt a joke. He also acts like some punk rocker, always going; "RADICAL" and "I thought that was a doobie, you IB kids are EXTREEM". It was a hilarious experiance. Then was math, I got alot of work done. Next I had band, my relaxation block. It took up most of lunch today. Then was french where we had a sub (whoot whoot). We pretty much talked that class away. Then was It tech, where we Ms.Steacy went all HTML on our asses. Lotsa (olzerz=centerz>'s and stuff like that. Then I took a couple busses home. I tried to sighn up for one o those online tutors at the fraser valley library website, but my library pin isnt working. Oh well, back to runescape :P.

Mood: Anxious (over mid term report)
WOTD: (url=meandyomomma>

I hump things!

Well I don't, but immagine doing so (random humps of random objects), then displaying it on an internet website, and eventually convincing thousands of people to do the same? We'll thats just what one guy did an his website of hilarious humping is at: http://www.ihumpthings.com
I encourage you to send a picture of you humping a random object to it, as I have done. The humping rules are as follows:
:: Rules of Humping
1)Humping is not to be seen as a sexual fetish. Humping is intended to be strictly for entertainment purposes only.
2)It's not real humping unless you have documentation of it in the form of a picture or video.
3)Everything is fair game. The more unusual the better.
Monuments, landmarks, and historical artifacts make for the best humps.
4)NO PICTURES OF PEOPLE HUMPING ANIMALS! It's wrong and gross.
5)When submitting a humping picture, please include a short description and story.
6)Always support fellow humpers by encouraging and coaxing them to hump things for your benefit. Peer pressure is what fuels a humper.
7)Always use your best judgement while humping. Many people in this repressed humping society may perceive you as a threat and kick your ass.
8)Only hump a person if you're drunk. Humping someone while sober can be mistaken as a sexual advance. (Please see rule #1)

Don't make me flash you!

Whoot! I downloaded the 30 day trial of flash (version 8 professional). Im making a couple projects for the fun of it, one on Bush and Satin, the other on rememberance day/ d day. Im hoping to get the Dday one done soon, so i'll find a way to put it on the net. (Who knew flash could be so much fun?!)
If you want to see some cool/funny/sexy flash animations go to
http://www.newgrounds.com <--- This place rawks!

Another long ride home

Today I woke up around 6:30, ate my breakfast, did my mornin things. I caught the 159, followed by a skytrain ride, then the 97. I got to school slightly late, but that dosnt really matter to our scocials teacher. I worked a bit on our current project (brochurs! I get a project like this every year!). Then I got my old scocials project back (10/10 woot!). Then it was math, where I kinda just slept. Finnaly Lunch cane around, where I hung out with a bunch of my asian freinds playing big 2 (which I rock at!)(I think my "2" hat has magical powers of big two or sum'n)(ha! I used the word sum'n!) Then was french with the ever evil Mme.Macntyr! She is one of the meanest teachers out there! She gave us 14 pages due monday!!!! I have that brchure due monday!!!! Sigh... Bitch... Then was my favorite class, info tech! We started our big flash progect today, its so much fun! Also me and many of my freinds have this entire corner of the room, so it can be a pretty wild class. We got revenge on this one girl named Christibel so bad today! She always turns off your computor when she walks by, and deletes all your unsaved work, which pisses a load of people off! (I dont know why she dose it, she's the only one who finds it funny) So when she went to the washroom today she turned off my freind Yanga's computor. While she was gone our corner applied maximum ownage to her computor by:
1) Turning the contrast to 0
2) Turning the brightness to 0
3) Unplugged the moniter
4) Unplugged the mouse
5) But the mouses mouseball under her keyboard
6) Unplugging the keyboard

We all sat down laughing about the ownage we inflickted. Then she came back in, and turned OFF the computor!!! Around a half hour of work she deleted with her own hands, the room went hysterical! (Even the teacher laughed) She said she thought we had already turned it off, and then proceded to be confused at why nothing was working, Another half hour later she finnaly got back to work. Today ownage was fullfilled by many, and we do not feel guilty to laugh about it!
Than I had to take a bunch of busses home, and here I am!

Mood: Tired
WOTD: MAXIMUM OWNAGE